Henry viii

henry viii was a very fat man who cheated on jane seymour with anne of cleves, it is beleived he was blind (who would want to date a mug like her). it was anne bolynes slipper that did the job, when she bucked and tried to kick her executioner when she was beheaded. in conclusion a fat guy meats ugly lady and have an abortion, because when they had an ultrasound they saw what looked like a very fat frog.